Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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