So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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