i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think i peed on brittanys purse
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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