Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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