with your own penis?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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