Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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