I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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