this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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