So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
