The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
