You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
And the cops told us we were all naked.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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