Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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