i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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