i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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