Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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