Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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