i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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