Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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