some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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