question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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