It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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