I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We need to get me chipped asap
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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