Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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