My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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