I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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