Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Randomize