you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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