Your face is a jimmy john
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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