If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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