Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize