I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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