I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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