I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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