just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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