singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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