She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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