new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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