He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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