What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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