Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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