? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Everyone says I win the strip club
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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