Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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