I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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