Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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