If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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