the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This baby is an asshole
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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