I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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