I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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