it hurts more in the daytime
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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