no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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