you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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