Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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