the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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